Posts tagged personal

Posted 3 days ago

yesterday i found out one of my friends is actually rich as fuck

later when (unrelatedly) he asked me to marry him i immediately screamed “joint bank account?!”

i ain’t sayin’ i’m a gold digger…

Posted 3 days ago

hello yes 911 my emergency is that i need a hug real bad please send help right away

Posted 3 days ago

oh anxiety i was wondering when u would show up this week so nice of u to join us

Posted 3 days ago

It appears as though I’m dropping acid again this weekend with a friend that I’ve tripped shrooms before with

I’m trying not to have any expectations as to what this trip will be…I just want to let the experience take me where it will.

Posted 4 days ago

Top photo: Me and some cool dude before the paint started flying.
Middle photo: Me with my friend, you can’t really see it but she’s holding up her first kandi that I made for her. It’s a double-stranded green & purple that says “Kief Queen”.
Bottom photo: I’m a hot mess and I don’t even give a fuck. Life in Color was AMAZING <3

Posted 4 days ago

after i heard that a bunch of kids from my school are trying to ban smoking on campus, i felt much better about the fact that i smoked half a pack of menthols on saturday night.

Posted 5 days ago

let’s play a game! it’s called “how hungover am i”

the answer is so fucking hungover oh god it hurts

Posted 5 days ago

Well, I can cross “have the cops called on me” off my bucket list now

Posted 1 week ago

Friendly reminder that I have the right to decide who gets to call me a bitch and in what context always & forever

Posted 1 week ago

made an appointment to go talk to disability services today.

joy.

Posted 1 week ago

i panicked last night because i got a call from a blocked number and they left a voicemail and i thought if it said “Blocked” that it was from a number that i have blocked and i only have one person’s number blocked (three guesses as to whose)
but i finally listened to the voicemail today and it was from my therapist and then i remembered that she calls from a blocked number

sigh that was a lot of anxiety to find out that i now only have to pay $19.41 a week

Posted 1 week ago

This fucking asshole of a guy from the MSA on our campus sent out this suuuper rude email (which was the first email I’ve gotten from ANYONE in the MSA) about how we’re not doing our jobs and blah blah blah and so I sent him back an email telling him 

a) I’m not an officer of the MSA
b) they’re not emailing me
c) if you have to apologize for your tone maybe you should choose a different one

Don’t be thinking you’re hot shit, boy

Posted 1 week ago

sometimes i listen to m83 because i like them but then i can’t get out of bed for approximately an hour

Posted 1 week ago

i legitimately don’t even know what’s going on in my life anymore half the time

Posted 1 week ago

i would like to call in sick for literally all of today
so that is what i am doing

(commence festival of self-hatred in bed)